My parent's came down yesterday and my mom brought me a giant bag of jelly beans. Seriously, like five pounds of jelly beans. I think she wants me dead.

I don't want to be the kind of person that can eat five pounds of jelly beans.

Does the Salvation Army take jelly beans?

I will not eat them. I will not eat them.

Maybe I should just throw them away.

My parent's came down yesterday and my mom brought me a giant bag of jelly beans. Seriously, like five pounds of jelly beans. I think she wants me dead.

I don't want to be the kind of person that can eat five pounds of jelly beans.

Does the Salvation Army take jelly beans?

I will not eat them. I will not eat them.

Maybe I should just throw them away.

My parent's came down yesterday and my mom brought me a giant bag of jelly beans. Seriously, like five pounds of jelly beans. I think she wants me dead.

I don't want to be the kind of person that can eat five pounds of jelly beans.

Does the Salvation Army take jelly beans?

I will not eat them. I will not eat them.

Maybe I should just throw them away.

My parent's came down yesterday and my mom brought me a giant bag of jelly beans. Seriously, like five pounds of jelly beans. I think she wants me dead.

I don't want to be the kind of person that can eat five pounds of jelly beans.

Does the Salvation Army take jelly beans?

I will not eat them. I will not eat them.

Maybe I should just throw them away.

highlights of the week:
The Project Runway finale, I love Jay! Kanui - wasn't that awesome.
Also - attending a midnight showing of a Buffy Musical sing-a-long. The MC was great, we had props, I dorked out and sang every song.
Spending President's Day working on my new photo series, Outside the Greenhouse.

Mike, that horse joke is my favorite joke of all time.

Okay guys, two more jokes:

A bear walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

The bear replies, "I'll have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . and tonic."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

The bear replies, "I was born with them."

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A skeleton walked into a bar.

"What'll it be?", asked the barman.

"I'll have a beer and a mop," said the skeleton.

Hey Kainui, another joke:

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

Kainui, another joke:


What's big and yellow and doesn't swim?

A bulldozer

Hey Kainui, a joke:


A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We
don't serve robots."

The robot says, "You will."

The 15 year old me would probably be stoked that I'm in a rock band. But, nearly everything else would be a disappointment for the guy. Not that I agree with him. I was convinced I'd be something else at 29. I think I figured I'd have a family and a cool job and money. And I have none of those things. The 15 year old me and the current me are actually a lot alike. Single, listening to Ratt, reading Spider-man. Oh well.

I like the new background - very minimal winter.

So cheese and soup are me two favorites in the food spectrum. I just signed up for this.

He delivers soup by bike whenever you order it - and offers three new soups a week.

I hope the new background is okay.